Thursday, November 02, 2006


Betty, the nickname for Elizabeth meaning "Consecrated to God". I wonder...does anyone call Her Majesty "Betty" behind closed doors at the palace?

Betty in the snowboarding world refers to a girl who can't ride (a poser who is a girl). Characteristics include: a Roxy snowboard, sideslipping through the park, flirting, being loud and obnoxious, matching jacket, pants, hat, etc.

Ugly Betty an ABC dramedy produced by Latin beauty, Salma Hayek. It's worth a giggle or two, but lacking Stanley Tucci's "Nigel", as seen in The Devil Wears Prada.

Brown Betty, a red clay teapot lovingly hand-made in Staffordshire England.

Apple Brown Betty, an infamous dessert at Toby's Good Eats, a chain of restaurants I frequented during my stint in T.O. back in the 80's. Thanks to a near bushel of apples a dear friend gave me - we've been eating Apple Brown Betties for the last three days!

Betty Beauty a line of hair dyes for "The Hair Down There". Is she REALLY a blond? Now the proof is in the pudding.

There's nothing sacred about pubic hair and it's far too Martha to have the carpet match the curtains, when you can have hardwood. I could be preaching to the converted, but why not partake in the full Telly Savalas? "It's a good thing."

Current Read: A Year in the Merde by Stephen Clarke

Current Music: Wax Tailor - Tales of the Forgotten Melodies