Friday, May 26, 2006

ĭ-shoes

The world is our catwalk - stand up straight, shoulders back and strut with attitude.

Got new shoes?

Well, bring on the plaster love, 'cause I feel a mother of a blister coming on.

The world is our catwalk - now grit your teeth, smile and sashay.

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On the subject of issues with footwear...

While at the office one day, Lady X noticed that her stay-ups were not cooperating, so she bought a new pair of stockings at the drugstore.

Desperate to keep them up without looking conspicuous, she carefully shuffled her way to the ladies room.

Evidently, it was too late. The look on the face of a passerby staring down at her ankles gave it away.

Unlike her stay-ups, this anecdote will stick with me forever. How terribly embarrassing!

*Names have been changed to protect the identity of the mortified.